
Now? You realize I'm your boss,
and I am holding my PENIS?
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 17

...it has spent less than 20 minutes
resting on an astronaut's PENIS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 9

Oh... Someone drew a PENIS in it.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 19

Maybe he was too busy
writing clumsy PENIS metaphors
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 1

Looks like someone drew a PENIS on him.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 17